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Apologies young Piglet......Correction made (although curling should really be written as crawling). But come off it, everyone expects someone of your standard to score in every game anyway Sorry, hold that thought, that would be me..

Date: 22/04/2008
Comments: So it was 4-0 and goal scores were perry (2) and o'donnell?? dont suppose you remember my fine curling effort in to the bottom corner then !!
Full Name: Lee 'Piglet' Wallis

Well, firstly, you did run away from the incident looking guilty. Secondly, being the newest member of the team automatically means that you become the butt of all jokes and all round scapegoat etc....it's practically written in stone!

Date: 10/04/2008
Comments: Will. I would love to say, "brilliant website, enjoy reading it every week" blah blah. But all that I ever read is Lee Wallis accidently scores, Lee Wallis wears sequined lycra or i think Lee meant to cross that? And to top it all off i see this week its Lee who conceded the penalty !!! I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THE PENALTY INCIDENT AT ALL !!! Please for next season Will, find yourself a new "if I dont who it was then I'ill blame him" person.
Full Name: Lee 'Piglet' Wallis

I don't know how to deal with compliments. I can handle critisism, but this is new to me......

Date: 08/04/2008
Comments: what the hell is Jordy up to???? Completely agree that we deserved to win the final match, can't believe we managed to lose, we'll be up for the title next year easy!!
I must pass on my appreciation to William for this superb website, thoroughly enjoyed reading the weekly updates even if the results haven't always been favourable, looking forward to next season already!! Cheers Mr stevens
Full Name: Pete Clarke

Sometimes retirement sounds like a good option, although only when it's raining and I'm putting the nets up (which is no mean feat when you're 5'6")!

Date: 11/03/2008
Comments: Nice site mate, looking good, played one match this season and you refer to my bus pass!! Yeah I have got it, a few of you will need it soon - retire while you are ahead!!!
Full Name: Tim Lancaster

I'm always busy....nothing like a bit of Chas and Dave though!

Date: 10/03/2008
Comments: Oh my god you must have nothing to do at work, where did that pearl of an idea come from bloody cockney geez!!
think i read half before giving up, but nice to see palace on the winning road again.
Full Name: Pete Clarke

Date: 04/03/2008
Comments: Thanks for the report guys. Palace Court are a credit to the league. If Bishops win promotion we'll miss playing the Court. Whoops forgot we will have to take on your big guns. HELP. Yes we do run out of steam in the second half of games. need to work on that. Glad the team enjoyed the food. Must have a preseason. Best of luck to you all. Take care of jordan and sam for me. Good lads.
Full Name: Baz Bingham. B.C.Colts

Date: 29/01/2008
Comments: Liking the Kings Arms write up!
The Ref certainly did have a shocking game how guyers penalty claim was not given is beyond us all and as for Chinny's 50-50 the player was a joke, loved the way Samuel sat there pulling his socks up completely oblivious to it!!
Another good report perhaps William should think about becoming a satirical news reporter!
Full Name: Pete Clarke

PMT? 'Post Match Trauma' obviously......................

Date: 14/01/2008
Comments: Quote "‘Dancing with the Stars’ in red, sequined lycra"
I am presuming you know about these programmes because you watch them and as for the lycra comment I am guessing this is what you get up to when I go out?!
Full Name: Lucy - The Old Trouble and Strife

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Thanks for the festive message Baz. Haven't you got anything better to do on Christmas Eve than write on a dodgy football website???? Hold on, it's Christmas Eve and I'm actually editing a dodgy football website............help!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: 24/12/2007
Comments: Like to wish all at Palace Court a very merry christmas. Mrs L you are a legend. keep up the good work. Best wishes Bishops Caundle football club.
Full Name: Baz Bingham. B.C.Colts

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Date: 28/11/2007
Comments: Mmm didn't think Dan looked too good when he left the house sunday morning!! Lovin' the website by the way!!
I have that lovely team photo you took on sunday at home (all squinting into the sun of course) if you want me to e-mail it to you for the website let me know your e-mail address!! Linz.
Full Name: Linzi
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Uh-Oh, Now the opposition are reading the reports! Maybe I should tone them down a bit...... Yeh right. Opponents, if you have any issues I'm the tall dark-haired guy who plays in the centre of the pitch.....(well, maybe, maybe not)
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Date: 23/11/2007
Comments: nice website guys. just red match report on our game against you guys last week. good report and fair. forgot our missed pen in first half.keep missing them. nice talking to sam chin and jordan collins knew them from my days at stalbridge youth. not sure if ball crossed line or not.win some. lose some. last season we lost to you guys 4 3. jordan scored the winner after my son danny fell and broke his arm.despite calls for play to stop.dont blame him for not stopping. i would have done the same. look forward to our game at bishops next mounth. jordan and sam owe me a pint.
Full Name: Baz Bingham. B.C.Colts
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Nice to see my website has recognition from scholars, not just you footballing oafs!!!
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Date: 22/11/2007
Comments: Great web site! I used to play for Palace Court in 1992 I think and have fond memories of the club. I only stayed there for a year as I was working in Sherborne School for a year as a French assistant. The matches were the highlight of my week-ends. Since then, I have qualified as a foreign languages teacher and worked on four continents. I am currently working in Bilbao in Spain. I would like to thank all the people at the club at the time, especially Tim and Kerry. Great to see that the club has developped well.
Come on Palace!
Full name: Jean-Marc Moysan (the Frenchman)
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Oooohhhhhh, Calm down......I must have forgotten one of my courageous goal-line clearances! Consider the write up changed!!!!!!
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Date: 19/11/2007
Comments: Dunno wat game u were at but it was only 1-0 at half time dimwit!!
Full Name: Martin 'Emo' Parfitt
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Date: 12/11/2007
Comments: Lets be honest was I ever going to miss?? No. I wasnt going to give you the satisfaction of writing a dreadful paragraph on here !! And no-one can steal that goal, not even Dunc can come up with a crazy story to claim it !! Lee for regular penalty taker maybe?? But to be fair another highly amusing report there Will. Anfield if I remember rightly from my youth, was full of poofs in red, dancing around with no purpose in life at all?? or was that the redcoats at butlins......?? who could tell !! Bishops turn on the 'coaster next week !!
Full name: Full Name: Lee 'Piglet' Wallis
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I feel sarcastic comments are allowed in the reports, but expletives? You can probably fill in the gaps yourselves....

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Date: 05/11/2007

Comments: Ha brilliant young man, enjoyed reading that!
Although the photo was for the viewing pleasure of those I allowed access to via facebook!!
and no, the sympathy has long since worn off at home as well!!
well done again William another well written report, with surprisingly no expletives considering the appalling decisions made!!

Full Name: Pete Clarke

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I'm not at liberty to comment on the goals as I wasn't there, but as for only playing with half a pair of boots? What's the problem? Rumour has it you only have one foot anyway.....

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Date: 01/11/2007

Comments: No no no !!! that first goal is mine !! a sweet little chip over the keeper (well a dodgy toe punt!!) rolled over the line jus before dunc got his goal stealing boots on it !! My first palace hat-trick definitely !! I was only wearing half a pair of boots aswell !!

Full name: Full Name: Lee 'Piglet' Wallis

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Date: 24/10/2007

Comments: Hello. My first look at our club web-site and you have done a top job Will.It was good to come back to training after a 2 month lay off, through an ageing body. now all i need is the chance to prove to everyone and myself that i can get back to playing regular football and doing what i enjoy the best. Smashing the ball into the back of the net.( Before kick off, in the warm ups, love it ).To all the boys who know me most, and the new lads. hope i can come back and make a difference.Also need to get some games under my belt. All i need now is a nice nickname to match the rest of you and hopefully will can do me proud with a good look back to my prime for a profile.

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Date: 15/10/2007

Comments: Well, Will I like what you say about me untill you say a 6 year old is faster then me,COME ON you know that I am very fast for 17 stone, 6ft 3 guy.
p.s can you tell D.H that i can play this sunday.
thank you.
Full name: Jordan Collins

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I thought it was only your leg and not your sight that was damaged Pete..........

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Date: 15/10/2007

Comments: 12 months actually Will!!
Whilst we're on the subject of over exaggeration, perhaps it should be noted that from the pitchside view i could swear that a certain Mr Stevens shot was a very mis-hit cross!!
Good finishes on sunday lads now lets get some more in the cup.

Full Name: Pete Clarke

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Date: 01/10/2007

Comments: Wow, Adam Guy a synchronised swimmer?? you learn something new everyday!! Another good performance by palace, backed up with another cracking match report from Will. Lets just hope theres someone else who can keep up your great work on the website, because after reading your first two player profiles i think your suggestion of a possible lynching may become a reality in the eyes of some !!

Full Name: Lee 'Piglet' Wallis

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Date: 01/10/2007

Comments: William I'm writing ur player profile, bloody sync swimming whatever next

Full Name: Adam Guy

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Date: 30/09/2007

Comments: HOLY SHAMOLY STEVENS. MY PLAYER PROFILE IS SUPERB. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SHOT OF ME WITH FULLY FLEDGED BEARD AND PUBIC HAIR HAIRCUT.......BEEN ROUND MY MOTHER'S HOUSE TO RAID HER ALBUMS HAVE WE?!
NICE WORK SQUIRE.

Full name: Phil Murphy

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Date: 30/09/2007

Comments: well what a game of football.
i am plz that palace won!!!!!
Full name: Jordan Collins

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Obviously some reports cut close to the bone........

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Date: 23/09/2007

Comments: Alloys outside Anfield, william we need a word

Full Name: Adam Guy

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With reference to the comment below, the match-report will be adjusted (this will only happen if it is a factual error, not just an opinion, such as four assists, to be laughed at!). It was either a lack of concentration on my part or Sir Dawe was moving around so quickly that he was impossible to spot!? Take your pick.........

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Date: 20/09/2007

Comments: Will, it's bad enough for an old man like me not to get many games as it is without you saying that I was substituted at half time at Bakers Arms. To put the record straight, Rob Hoskins came on for young Luke Wallis and I should point out that I could claim 'assists' for four of our five goals (albeit that I may have only touched the ball some five minutes previous to us scoring !!)
By the way, the website is brilliant - keep up the good work.
Good luck to the lads in their games against George Hotel, Dextra Lightning and Hazelbury Bryan while I'm away on my scouting mission to Italy (honest !!)

Barney
Full Name: 'Barney' Dawe
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Date: 17/09/2007

Comments: Another superb match report Stout Yeoman Sir Stevens of Calewayshire.
It was a strange match from my midfield point of view. I felt as if I'd wandered into Narnia so wide were the open spaces in the centre. I am destined to never score this season and maybe need some pointers off Sir Hammond of Sydenhamshire.
Keep the volume knob turned up to eleven when you bust out those Whitesnake albums mate.
Columbus

Full Name: Phil Murphy

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Date: 17/09/2007

Comments: well my so called "petty bribery" seems to have done the trick seeing as my name was not mentioned for the shambles that was bakers 2nd goal !!! Why i didnt put it out god only knows !! Other than that comical moment i thought it was a fairly good performance from everyone !! although i would like to note my my header didnt go over as stated by mr stevens, it was brilliantly tipped out of the top corner by bakers keeper!!!(ok i exaggerate slightly!!) but i was fairly pleased to win a header being the smallest man on the pitch !!!
Full Name: Lee 'Piglet' Wallis

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Date: 12/09/2007

Comments: good work with the website mister will,
I am in agreement with pretty much all you said regarding the first two league games. Terrible lack of concentration by mr w. stevens for one of Athletico's goals in the first half. Good work from sir wallace, even pulling off a bergkamp turn in the centre of the park in the latter stages. Good standard of finishing for all goals considering we don't get a lot of practise in finishing really, even big dunc's 'carew' header was well finished!
Thank the good lord for sir perry of marnhullshire for such a wirey and energetic start to the season.
Over and out
murf

Full Name: Phil Murphy

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Date: 09/09/2007

Comments: Just for the record it was a shot !! although i was aiming for the far top corner... but no one needed to know that !!!
Full Name: Lee 'Piglet' Wallis

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Date: 09/09/2007

Comments: think Will is being very diplomatic in not mentioning the disgusting attempt at tackles that Atletico Shaftesbury made, this included a blatant elbow and a shockingly late and deliberate take out that resulted in Kosh visiting Yeovil hospital.
All unnecessary and not what people want in a sunday morning kickabout.
on the positive 3 of our finishes were very well taken and good to see a couple of the new lads finishing so confidently.

Full Name: Pete Clarke

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Date: 05/09/2007

Comments: this is a brill website - I HATE football, but will be an avid reader of the match reports from now on !!
PS No I really dont know the website creator :)

Full Name: Sally

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Date: 30/08/2007

Comments: what a fab site! Why has no-one written on it?????
Full Name: Lucy Lu