Palace Court Football Club Reserves - Player Profiles

Jazz Jameson - Midfield Dynamo

                               

At an early age this midfield hard-man was affected by a leak in a genetics plant close to his home, where they were experimenting with the Yorkshire Terrier gene. The plant has long since closed down due to malpractice and scientists who shout ‘Wah hah hah….’ whilst holding large, dripping syringes. This leak gave Jazz a never-ending energy supply and the ability to run tirelessly around the pitch focussed only on the ball. Jazz’s vulnerable point, however, is that he can only be stopped in his tracks by anyone holding a dog biscuit or a lead.  Jazz trains continuously, day-in day-out, pursuing his so-called ‘boxing’ career. I put ‘so-called’ as a source has told me that Jazz has never even been ring-side let alone in the ring itself.  Jazz is actually an olympic figure skater and when he has a Sunday off for ‘Boxing’ he can normally be found spinning at the local ice-rink. Jazz is currently playing a pantomime dame in Cinderella on Ice and is happy to sign autographs (anywhere) after his Sunday afternoon matinees!